What do you definitely not want for Christmas presents this year?

My pet hates have developed from experience.Almost every set of handwash soap in a dispenser bottle, along with matching lotion in a dispenser bottle, has proved to be such a waste of the giver's money. The dispensers often do not work when "opened". They are often faulty, meaning you can't access the soap straight away and have to wait till you finish an everyday bottle, and wash it out, then decant from the probably more expensive item into the re used bottle.( which may have a value label on!)This immidiately makes me think that the person has wasted their money by buying a nice looking set. the chrome basket stand which sometimes holds he two bottles in a gift set, is always binned by me, I find them so stupid, as my soap goes on the sink, and any lotion bottles are place at a different vantage point for ease of use when i have more time to "cream my hands". My advice, don't waste your money. I have had gifts of faulty bottles from M& S, and Boots, which you would not believe as they are normally synonomous with quality.